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The Peanut Gallery
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Thanks for reading. Enjoy.
A note:
Thank the lord (Dir), we don't own these stories. Other
people write 'em, we just point and laugh. The authors are noted,
and we do hope, if they're out there, to come and flame us. We'd
love to hear what
you think! The MSTs are only in the order that we do them, and
then the chapters.
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the Guestbook, or Dir will smite you.]
What is an MST?
MST stands for Mystery Science Theatre. It was a TV show on SciFi
in
which the main characters would watch old and /cheesy science fiction
movies, and make snarky comments. Dir reccomends The Head
That Wouldn't Die and Manos, Hands of Fate. Look at
Blockbuster. There are a bunch of MSTers on the net. We can
show off links to a few of them.
The Cardboard Box
The
Spastic Pen (S.C & N.G)
The
Darken Hollow - MST3K
Pirates
of Pathetic
Plot
Who Are We?
Rumil (Ru), the eldest, "caretaker" of the
Peanuts. Name-catcher, keyboard-distroyer, tall boy. Likes
shiny toys, and his new car. It's sexy and red. Fanboys in
Lord of the Rings, Pirates, BtVS, Angel, Queer as Folk. Gay.
Orophin
(Oro), the "sanest" of the group, although he does have an issue
with spelling and grammar. The middle one, piercèd with
black-lined eyes, he is the gentle, English obsessed, goth-boy.
Also gay. Shagging Ru (for his car).
Haldir
(Dir), the third, the youngest, the token girl. Canon-protector,
member of the PPC. Queen of the English Language. Tall,
entirely self absorbed, boyfriend-obsessed (OMG HI!!), has issues with
people who think she's
wrong. Every fandon that has a boy, she can slash. Not gay.
Loves
her kitty and her sexkitty.
Kallasilya (Silya), Gallery-ette. Likewise later
addition. Sister of Dir's, youngest of the gang.
Obnoxiously tall 'n' skinny, hoarder of kitties. You should
see her drawings.
But you can't. Hahahaha! Likes meringues. Once
ate
a whole thing of them, and Dir won't ever let her forget. Calls
everyone
a skank. Adores Haldir/Legolas, Elladan/Elrohir, Jack/Will.
Is a yaoi freak, and Erestor-obsessed. Infrequent
appearences.
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Lord of the Rings
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Dear
Diary
{Chapter
1}
In which silly girls find silly necklaces, Rumil
faints, and Orophin explores the foolishness of parenthesis.
{Chapter
2}
In which we point out it would NOT make a good fic,
silly girls get silly-named horses, and "Lai" has a sword.
Original misplaced
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The
Moron in a Cave
{Chapter
1}
In which Legolas shoots a she-Elf, by accident,
Dir impersonates zombie-Aragorn, Boromir fails to make himself useful,
and Oro forgets his has
amnesia.
{Chapter
2}
In which the Fellowship decides her fate, Merry and Pippin discuss
Government funding and Quantum Knowledge, and
Legolas is a lousy shot.
{Chapter
3}
In which we track Elves, spit in past tense, and we discuss red candy
that's not supposed to be red, but is. And everyone shares.
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Run
Away! Far Away!
{Chapter 1}
In which we play with ors, characters yell from two feet away then die
in discriptive manners, and Dir gets flamed. Yay!
{Flame}
Dir got flamed again! And she wrote back. Heh heh heh.
{Chapter
2}
In which we light characters on fire, the guards
deserve to be fired, and things are so damn important!.,;:>!!!!
Original taken down. Our work is done.
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Improbable
Attraction
{Chapter
1}
In which we harm horses, sleep tied to trees, discuss Orophin's
eyeliner, and shun hetero sex. This one was written to be MSTed.
{Chapter
2}
In which the Dixie Chicks make an unwanted appearance,
Sara snoops in Galadriel's mirror, lube is re-found,
and Legolas recites poetry.
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Crap
Story
of Mirkwood
{Chapter
1}
In which TM and Dir are randy and
sugar-high,
Legolas is a wanker (no, really), and we're all really confused.
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Pirates of the Caribbean
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HoRrIbLe
ReAlLy BaD fIc!!!!!
{Chapter
1}
In which EvErYoNe TyPeS oBnOxIoUsLy, the pre-fic notes are painful, we
think in internet slang, and "squee" every time we see Orlando or Will
or Jack.
{Chapter
2}
In which everone is suddenly a bunch of morons, CAPTIAN
JACK SPARROW appears, and we point out that blonde is not a race.
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Daughterless
{Chapter
1}
In which we misrepresent the author (not
that she doesn't deserve it), a girl escapes with knives everywhere, we
use your best pirate voice, and JACK IS NOT A DRUNKARD!
{Chapter
2}
In which we have honorary guests, Silya and TM, the boys are
overwhelmed, and there aren't enough commas.
{Chapter
3}
In which TM, Silya, and Dir kill themselves repeatedly, yank you out of
her thoughts, and will Jennifer to jump ship.
{Chapter
4}
A ship with Red Sails is a long way away, someone's
name is Lefevnjhkdls;ahkldg, and TM and Dir rock out.
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Jack Went Missing
{Chapter
1}
In which TM demands commas, Dir gives an
important grammar lesson involving dialogue and tags, and Silya says
"bint" at least... a lot.
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My
Adventures in SPACE!!!
{Chapter
1}
In
which Dir gets violent, TM names the characters, and the Mary-Sue is
angry at the ceiling. For her idiocy.
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